Thursday, April 19, 2007

Genealogy Jokes I Missed the First Time

The blog (you do visit the four blogs at Roots TV, don't you?) has two jokes that are somewhat genealogy related, and gave me a chuckle:


A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages.

Adjusting her teeth a little she said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Sally and Billy, they're thirty-two. And the twins, Seth & Beth, they're twenty-six. And the other twins, Penny and Jenny, they're twenty-four .. "

"Hold on!" said the census taker, "Did you get twins EVERY time?"

The woman answered, " Heck no, there were hundreds of times we didn't get nothin."


A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "Oh no! Are you the stripper from my bachelor party?"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."


I'll probably use the first one in my Census talk next month.

Thanks to Tracey and Trina at the Climbing Family Trees Vlog for the jokes.

Anybody have other "fresh" genealogy related jokes?

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